Unreasonable request #2

Here I am at work on a Monday. Sasha sends the following email:

"For my new unborn computer, this one can be a good monitor for a very cheap price. I reimburse good part or all of its $175 from the book sales to Bell's or Book Buyers'"

Then he includes a Craiglist link that I can't get to because my company has all those sites blocked.

After the monitor he wants me to buy he adds:

"It's San Jose West, but knowing you're so lazy please ry to get them deliver it tomorrow, when you obtain cash in the sum of $175. Please!Meanwhile, a good cheap leather sofa in Palo Alto, for picking up for $225 before April 6:" (attach a picture that I don't want to download onto my hard drive - trust me it's not that great of a couch).

"A much better HDTV monotor (instead of the one above) but more expensive is this: (he adds a link) With a good leather sofa and this HDTV monitor (for my room, together with new computer) I would completely reorganise the "Red" room, so please! Also don't forget to call Surplus Computers again, thank you"

The man simply does not have enough to do on his own.