Sashisms - The Best of list

Sasha mangles the english language in the most wonderful and exciting ways. His foray into American slang has created many gems. Here are my favorites:


#1) Way out in the Boobies - manglation of "way out in the boonie". He still swears my mother said boobies. Not.

#2) Shit some light on it - manglation of "shed some light on it". I actually like Sasha's version better.

Unreasonable Requests #1

So today I got an email at work asking if I could print a couple of docs out on my work laser printer for him. I take a quick look and one of the docs is 974 pages!!!! The other one is smaller - 575 pages. What is that ?? 3 reams of paper? I. don't. think. so.